Fuck This Couch

So I got rid of my husband's gross old couch, but he was kind of upset with me because he had so many hot sex memories from his band days with it. Because I'm such a good wife, I decided it was time to make some new memories on it just to show him it'd be perfect for us. I invited my beautiful friend Gina Valentina over and she let me film her masturbating on it... but something wasn't quite right- she needed to fuck with a REAL cock on it! I posted on the internet for someone to come bone her and the charming but creepy old man who sold me the couch responded immediately! He made Gina cum, and even gave her the creampie she requested - what a gentleman! I think this couch is gonna work out just fine.




I called my friend Kira Noir and invited her and her boyfriend Lucas Frost over to have sex on my new couch. They're too loud when they fuck and it always bothers their prude neighbors, so I insisted they go wild. They're a pretty cute couple and very horny sluts, and could hardly get in the door before someone was getting their ass licked! It was fun to watch and film Kira twerking her oiled up booty at every angle on and off a cock - you know, just to make sure the couch worked! And besides, I think this is really what friends are for- making memories and having giggly orgasms on gently loved couches!




Everyone was having so much fun banging on my new couch that I had to get in on the action. I figured the creepy but charming old man who sold it to me might be up for it, but he was actually in the middle of making a deal with hot young thing Kenzie Reeves. What else could I do but invite both of them over to film us having a threeway fuck on my new sex couch?! Steve already had his dick out when he arrived and I knew this was going to be a toe-curling cumfest! Aaron is going to love watching me get fucked by these sexy strangers on our couch.




Aaron finally made it home from tour and he still smelled like a mixture rock and roll and grimy band bus and I had to have him! I was ready and waiting on the new couch in my cutoff jean shorts showing off my butt cheeks just how he likes, excited to make some hot new sex memories with it. I really am such a good wife, even if my lapdances aren't the best- my blowjobs are! He appreciated my demonstration of how much room there was to get fucked all over the couch. We made a mess of spit and sex juices and cum- the couch is definitely here to stay now!