Italian for the Beginner Gay DVD

"Italian for the Beginner" is almost the primer it sounds from the title. The story concerns a shy Frenchman who isn't sure he will like Italy, but comes to do so because of the bounty it offers. Sounds like any movie, right? Well, the bounty here is sex, and in the amazingly capable hands of director Lucas Kazan, this primer is so forceful that it might deserve an award from the Italian tourism bureau for doing so much to promote the natural wonders therein.

Mathieu Laffite is the fellow plunked down in Italy. He begins the film by nervously telling his mother that he's homesick and doesn't know the language. In the meantime, we find Eric Flower, an Eastern European gem of a man with a thick muscled body and a face that fits such a figure, sitting in a few inches of water, his cock hard, as he instructs Leon, a tattooed South American with a sinfully edible ass, to disrobe slowly. Though the ass is tempting, Eric goes first for the cock, gently licking Leon's balls and the dick, not racing for the instant gratification of a blowjob. Once he gets there, though, he pounds it off, sucking Leon fully with a fast peppy blowjob. Leon cums on Eric's chest quickly and then it's off to a comfortable bed where Eric gyrates on all-fours and shows off his gorgeous ass, touching himself in such a way that a partner isn't really needed, but instead becomes a huge bonus when Leon rejoins him to mock-fuck him. Leon gets to suck Eric, doing a fine job on the thickness, with Eric moaning softly. In no time, Eric has dotted his stomach with cum. Leon finally makes good on that earlier teasing and fucks Eric missionary. Starting with a fast-paced friendly fuck, Leon is sensational. He drives into Eric, biting his lips for intensity. Eric's asshole is perfectly molded to Leon's dick. It's worth noting the austere black walls and blood-red sheets, so dim they give you nothing else to look at but the guys, a wise decision from the ever-intelligent Kazan. Leon's intense energy only ends with his cum-shot.

The relationship this scene has to the plot is that Mathieu has been knocking on the door waiting for them as they have been sexing it up. Not getting an answer, Mathieu takes out his camera and starts snapping pictures of the photogenic livestock. He then spies Matthias Vannelli and Roberto Giorgio, truly two of Europe's finest, and photographs them. Roberto, eating an apple, definitely shows off for the camera, but when it's time to begin their scene, they head indoors. Inside, bright white walls and sunlight pouring through the main windows replace the darkness of the first scene. So, too, the scene has an added dash of alertness to match. Matthias, with his killer body and strong-featured face, is sucked first by the estimable Roberto. Roberto gives one of the most inspired blowjobs I've ever seen him give, and considering how hefty Matthias' cock is, that's saying something. Roberto runs up and down the length of it with aplomb until he splashes all over his own chest as he's sucking. Matthias then has a great shot on Roberto's gleaming skin. This match-up of hulks finds Roberto sitting down on Matthias to ride him as they kiss, in a difficult half-sideways position. The fuck wisely eschews the antics of the last scene, and instead focuses on the burning sensuality of Roberto riding, who is so wide-eyed with lust that he barely blinks. Matthias then fucks Roberto doggy, adding a bit of force, but the fuck remains smooth and endearing. Matthias pulls out to unload his whopper cock before Roberto produces another fine shot.

Mathieu finally meets up with Eric and Leon, who drive him to Verona. Since Mathieu is a photographer, we get to see Verona in all its splendor through the eyes of a camera, a clever trick handled beautifully here. Mathieu dreams that night of Roberto and Eric: Eric is showering, slowly soaping, getting his glistening skin even more so, the water slowly cascading down his body in beads that seem hesitant to leave the opulence of his body. Done with the soaping, but still under water, Eric takes his fat uncut cock in hand and beats off. The dream ends there because Mathieu awakens to hear some sex.

His fantasy man, Eric Flower, is now engaged with Daniel Nicolaus, a dreamy tinted-blond who is grabbing at Eric's ass when the scene begins. This scene is filmed in moonlight, adding yet another unique feel to a totally different scene, giving it instantly the allure of late-night randy behavior. Things start in a 69 position, with Eric zestfully sucking Daniel's long dick, doing so with nice oomph. Daniel is chewing on Eric's balls and this tickle gets Eric to shoot impressively. Mathieu, intrigued by the sounds, goes to watch the rest of the scene. He arrives in time to see Eric pounding the heck out of Daniel, fucking him with oodles of energy, counter to any of the amiably energetic sex seen previously. This is animal lust. Watch Eric's gargantuan thighs as he slams down into Daniel, flat on his belly. It's major power. Eric, still working below, has Daniel sit on him to ride, Daniel's cock as hard as his abs. Daniel is a welcoming bottom, so Eric can continue his savage work with Daniel bounding up and down as well. Daniel stands up to cum and then Eric has a second big shot.

In the morning, Mathieu spies Roberto and Jean Franko suggestively sucking on a banana for his delight. However, before Mathieu can see too much of it, a very gracious Giorgio Salieri, with short-short hair and tanned muscles on every inch of his body, pins Mathieu against a wall and begs him to love Italy by kissing him. Shy Mathieu is thin and reedy, with none of the cascading muscles of the others, bee-stung lips are his most noticeable feature, but look up a bit and you'll see brown eyes so inviting I dashed off an R.S.V.P. before I realized I had nowhere to send it. Anyway, Mathieu's shyness doesn't matter in the face of Giorgio's brashness, and the latter finally fishes out Mathieu's astonishing cock. I mean, it's as thick as it is long and anyone playing with it has to be careful! Well, Giorgio goes for broke, giving it a wonderful blow, so full of base energy. The blowing doesn't take long before Mathieu is cumming. Mathieu then sucks Giorgio and he gives the story's best blowjob, getting down more of Giorgio's scary curved cock than anyone has a right to. Shown from underneath at one point, you see how much Mathieu's mouth stretches to take it in. Giorgio can't help but slice away into Mathieu's mouth since he's getting it so good.

To heighten the tension of Mathieu's big scene, Kazan intercuts it with the Roberto-Jean pairing. Jean, another unique figure with hair covering most of his stunning physique, including a full beard, stands with Roberto and they kiss as they jack. Their kissing is soft, but their jacking is not. There's lots of intense stroking until Jean grabs onto Roberto and pulls a cum-shot out of him.

Mathieu gets to fuck Giorgio. He does so with apparent ease, but only for a brief moment before Giorgio goes sliding into him. To get that cock to go so easily into any ass shows yet another layer of talent that anoints Mathieu as one of the stars of this story. Giorgio fucks him with no care about the shape or size of his cock and Mathieu takes it beautifully. Giorgio goes ape between Mathieu's cheeks and doesn't have to slow himself down at any point. Mathieu can't seem to take his eyes off Giorgio. Giorgio then fucks him doggy, with the same wild energy, the same ability to get his cock inside his bottom with absolute sheer talent. He pulls out to cum on Mathieu's ass.

Roberto then blows Jean's thickness and of course handles it with perfection personified. He doesn't even need his hands until it's time to get Jean to produce a very pent-up shot all over Roberto's chest. They then hit a 69 position with Jean blowing into Roberto's ass before fingering it and finally licking it. Roberto is licking at Jean's cock, but the focus is on Roberto's sublime ass and it's prep by Jean. Jean then fucks Roberto with playful attitude, bouncing in and out of his ass, another set of tree-trunk thighs providing the heft for an excellent fuck. Jean then turns Roberto over for a sideways fuck that is sensationally frisky, and allows the men to kiss as it progresses. Both guys cum almost simultaneously as the scene ends.

Naturally, Mathieu ends the story as he began it, on the phone with mom. This time, however, the beaming ingénue tells her he knows he'll love Italy. The power of its people has gripped him. Well, Giorgio has gripped him quite literally, but seeing the sexual possibility of the men in Italy has certainly warmed him up to the surroundings. Another winning opus from Kazan, though this one isn't operatic in its themes, it's simply delivered, but with the panache and élan of his bigger pieces. With a cast so ideal that the wonderful sex is a forgone conclusion, "Italian for the Beginner" was impossible not to love.