Best Of British 1

Best Of British Vol 1. 60 minutes of the Classic Triga British made stuff, and 60 minutes of new unseen British group hardcore footage.

So Monday morning comes and I go out to the post-box to get me mail and amongst the bills I get a new DVD
from Triga to review. Now I ain't usually a `morning` person but with my knob starting to `pitch a tent` in
my shorts I decided to have a flick thru this `Best of British` compilation, refreshing my memory with some
of Triga's finest bits.


First up is the horny bisexual prison warden from `Uniform Britain`. He strips off to reveal a well worked
torso, big thighs and a thick piece of meat. Without a pause in the action we launch str8 into the hot n
heavy group scene from `British Boxers`. One hung, pure Scally and the other one very rough all get naked and
nasty wiv each other, plenty of man-milk spraying when this lot are done.


The next scene is new; a couple of fit lads in footy shorts messing about with each other. I love a
`stocky/lean` pairing but even more I love a guy who lays on his stomach and has his hairy butt cheeks spread
wide to allow a deep and intense rimming and probing of his tight little fuck hole. Jesus, I could
practically taste the lad's ring as it relaxed under the assault of his mate's mouth. Then with little fuss
and even less lube, lean lad gets fucked hard really hard on his front, then gets flipped over onto his back
for a rougher deeper anal battering.


Triga have picked some of their best work to feature in this compilation and the inclusion of the cropped
builder `Uniform Britain`. The ruggedly handsome fucker doesn't bother to unbuckle his tool belt or remove
his trousers. Nah, he just `whacks one out` using spit for lube, pussy porn for inspiration and a beer for
his thirst finally dumping a big creamy load between his hairy spread legs and onto the floor. A classic
Triga moment.


From blokey workmen to scally trash, next up is a suck and fuck scene from ` Hooligans`. Two cropped lads
snog and suck in their sportswear. Some proper expert deep throating is followed by some equally quality butt
fucking; the younger of the two taking the `top` role and playing the part well.


And as a bonus we get to see the well horny `Neil` jerk off solo, working his cock to full effect. Ever
wondered what a painter and decorator has on under his overalls?? Well, if they all looked and behaved like
this one, there would be A lot of bare walls in Britain. This moody looking fuck don't waste time with the
emulsion, preferring instead to pull out a big tick piece of hard knob and stroke it till it spews it's own
kinda gloss all over the floor.


Then Triga do it again; another brand new scene. A very tasty trio get it off and get it on in the locker
room. All are fit, all are lookers and all are hungry for each other. I'd do any one of them .I'd do all of
them.all have pert butts just ripe for the fucking. Mouth to mouth, cock to throat, knob to hole; well, what
else do you expect 3 totally horned up guys to do when they have the place to themselves.


Some awesome camera angles allow us to see some hard cock piston in and out of a very willing hole both
standing up and laid out on the floor of the changing room. Throw in footy boots, shin pads, inked skin,
nipple rings, toned chests, testosterone overload and lad-juice and you have the perfect Triga scene. Once
again it goes to prove that you just don't need a huge budget or massive production to achieve unadulterated
perfect porn; it's all about the chemistry that flows between the players. So that was my Monday morning. I
have a funny feeling though, this film will come in handy for the rest of the week..and beyond.