Charlie Foxtrot

It's a formula that's almost as old as porn itself, but there's still no denying that the notion of a medical inspection that turns into something way more intimate and probing than would ever be the case in reality still holds real traction ? not least of all when the characters involved are as utterly desirable as Johnathan Strake and Boris Lang. Add in the military slant to proceedings and you have all the makings of a real classic!



Being in total sync with your comrade-in-arms is an essential quality for any young soldier ? after all, your life may actually depend on it out in the battlefield one day. But for these recruits, such intimacy gets pushed to the very limits; for having undertaken outdoor maneuvers together and then worked out side-by-side in the gym, new boys Sivan Ozzi and Robin Rhea decide to get to know each other even better by exchanging a clearly much-desired smooch.



It might please the sergeant major to know that he has a reliable and dutiful soldier in the form of young Connor Rex, but it's clear from the very start of this splendid set-piece that it rankles with fellow conscript, Titus Snow, big time. For Snow's only concern ? as ever! ? is to have a good time, and watching his mate clumsily load ammunition obviously isn't his idea of fun. Hence a practical joke involving a hand-grenade that lands Snow right on top of his buddy, and which quickly leads to the two lads smooching like a pair of highly-horned banshees! At which point, of course, there's no doubt at all about the direction of travel for these gorgeous beauties;



The cruel realities of war and human conflict cast something of a dark shadow on the opening moments of this otherwise stupendous encounter between the legendary Jaro Stone and pretty STAXUS new boy, Charlie Keller ? a respectful nod to the real-life dangers that military personnel face on a daily basis. Let's be totally honest, however, no scene that features these two horny little bastards can remain subdued for long;